liftedandgiftedd:

I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.







petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bagĀ 



  • teacher: its time to watch a movie
  • students: yay
  • teacher: bill nye the science guy
  • students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
  • a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song


svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life





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